Some people argue that selfies are only for girls, my reply to this is “Cool Story”. The selfie wasn’t invented for one gender but there are some particular selfies that guys should never be caught taking and even if you’re dumb enough to take them why even post it online?
1. NO SELFIES WHILE DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL
Like smoking weed or giving a girl dog’gy (like Special Ppesh once did on his snapchat). It would be saved and used against you in the future.
2. NO POUTING/DUCK FACED SELFIES
Leave that for the ladies. It’s queer if a full grown man pouts in his photo’s.
3. NO FLASHING CASH SELFIE
A picture of you fanning yourself with a bunch of thousands doesn’t project the type of image you think it does, sadly it works on some CHEAP girls.
4. NO POSING IN FRONT OF A CAR WE ALL KNOW IS NOT YOURS SELFIE
I think the headline pretty much explains itself. The only time its allowed is maybe if the car is a designer or limited edition car then yes carry on.
5. NO BONER SELFIES PLEASE
Getting yourself all chubbed up under your boxer briefs and posting that for the world to see is pretty pathetic.
6. ONE SELFIE PER LOCATION
This is one annoying things mostly girls do a lot. They will take like 12 pictures of them in one location and flood our time line with it. Pleas stop. One or two is allowed.
7. NO NAKED SELFIES
Lol, you thought i was going to post a picture of a naked man? Perv!!!
I’d like to reinforce the fact that these are rules for men. Women can do whatever they want. But dude… c’mon.
8. NO DRUNK SELFIES [PLEASE]
If you ignore all the other rules on this list, please adhere to this one. I know you’re having fun, but like most decisions you make when you’re drunk, this is a bad one.
If by chance you break any of these rules then own it and don’t apologize, being an idiot once a while is allowed. lol.. JustKidding..- See more at: http://www.naijaloaded.com.ng/2016/08/12/8-selfies-guys-never-take-youre-guilty-need-stop/#sthash.ZTahFq44.dpuf